Affiliate First World Problems (20)
The higher-limit credit card I use to cashflow campaigns has rewards that make me buy consumer goods that I wouldn't otherwise buy.
Sometimes I take on client work for SEO because I'm not motivated enough to find interesting niches and deploy authority sites in them on my own.
Sometimes my CPC is higher than my EPC.
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Sometimes amex makes me call them to authorize paypal payments.
Sometimes my bank calls me with unauthorized charges when I buy ad space from self-serve platforms hosted in different countries.
sometimes my fb ads account get banned for 4-5 account with valid profile and verified different CC with my own name within 2 weeks. this is not 1st world prolem anymore I think, this is insanity. lol
Sometimes my laptop charger cable gets in a knot with my ipad cable and my headphones.
Sometimes when I want to work on my sunny balcony, my wifi losses strength.
Everyday the weather is too good and my feet too sandy for me to get motivated and actually work 
Sometimes at the customs in the US they ask me if I have a business card to proove that i'm really an affiliate marketer and I don't ... really need to get one and a shitty agency website in place ^^
Mehdi
Sometimes I told myself to focus on working (knock out landers, split testing, getting new campaigns up etc...) but ended up browsing Facebook, refreshing stats for the whole day.
Sometime when I feel so motivated to Work onmy campaigns and my brain contradicts that its the best time to sleep and take rest..wasting the whole day..
"Honey I am browsing adult placements for ads to see what's working." Unfortunately I stayed for something else. 
My wife's Mercedes blocks mine in the driveway so I have to move hers before I get mine out, fml
Sometimes I feel like there's work involved to get profitable.
For some reason when researching the competition on adult sites I can't stay focused...
Why the f*** a n**** gotta pay TAX on cash he earn in his SLEEP?? Who wit' me?!!! #Fir-Wirl-Aff-Probs
I sometimes find my C.D.O gets in the way of me working! C.D.O. is like O.C.D but all the letters are in Alphabetical order LIKE THEY F**KING SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!
After sex, girls get pissed at me because I want to check my stats instead of cuddling
Originally Posted by dr_ngo
Sometimes I get so bored that I just dont want to work. I don't work at all just because I dont have anyone above me, take everything for granted
Hahahhahahaa I am so fucking happy I made this thread. U guys are sick pimps! Glad I'm not the only one with the occasional affiliate blues...
Mr Green is on top right now I would say. LOL
Originally Posted by Mr Green
Originally Posted by dr_ngo
I often feel lonely when I'm the only one smiling on a Monday
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