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04-05-2012 11:16 PM #1 deondup (Member)
From the desk of Howie Schwartz (this is a dooozie)

Damn this is funny!!!

http://www.blackhathitman.com/


04-06-2012 05:35 AM #2 joejoechen (Member)

sounds easy enough.. 4 clicks get traffic and make bank. woohooooo


04-06-2012 08:01 AM #3 tap1on (Member)


04-06-2012 11:29 AM #4 ppchound (Member)

So that's where I've been going wrong ... FOUR clicks. Damn!!! Thanks for setting me straight Howie. Oh, and give the bagels a rest for a bit. From that video, what are you now, 400lbs?

From the shit ton of money that four clicks is bringing in for him, he should soon be able to afford some heating. No more wearing your coat inside. Sweet!


04-06-2012 12:09 PM #5 joejoechen (Member)

ya man.. SUPER blackhat. duh~


04-06-2012 01:38 PM #6 tap1on (Member)

I wouldnt trash talk him like that, dude has 4 guns..


04-06-2012 03:41 PM #7 dconstrukt (Member)

dude... 4 clicks is SO 2010. now... we have a new software... ZERO FUCKING CLICKS.

Yeah, thats right. You heard me...

ZERO click technology.

Oh and the best part is... it fills your bank accounts with MONEY AUTOMATICALLY.

Go to sleep like you normally would.... only this time, when you wake up, before you've even had your first cup of morning coffee, you log into your CB account and see money, lots of it, magically appear.

with ZERO clicks.


04-06-2012 04:35 PM #8 ppchound (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by dconstrukt View Post
dude... 4 clicks is SO 2010. now... we have a new software... ZERO FUCKING CLICKS.

Yeah, thats right. You heard me...

ZERO click technology.

Oh and the best part is... it fills your bank accounts with MONEY AUTOMATICALLY.

Go to sleep like you normally would.... only this time, when you wake up, before you've even had your first cup of morning coffee, you log into your CB account and see money, lots of it, magically appear.

with ZERO clicks.
Dude, I can't wait to see your totally unfaked CB screenshot for that. ;-)


04-06-2012 09:06 PM #9 palmtree (Member)

omg, it hurts so much to watch.. but can't look away


04-06-2012 09:14 PM #10 Mr Green (Administrator)

April fools joke right?


04-06-2012 09:24 PM #11 stackman (Administrator)

Weirdest shit I've ever seen. Do those guns somehow help in the $$ making process?


04-06-2012 10:16 PM #12 jroes57 (Member)

If you dont buy, he will shoot you.


04-06-2012 10:40 PM #13 dconstrukt (Member)



no... the guns are there to stop you from asking for a refund....

50% refunds?

a thing of the past.

Yes, its on clickbank, BUT... If you ask for a refund the dude in the video will likely pay you a visit.

With his guns!


04-06-2012 10:59 PM #14 Mr Green (Administrator)

Hahahahaah ^^


04-06-2012 11:33 PM #15 dconstrukt (Member)

LOL... not too bad for 5 min eh? :-)


04-07-2012 12:42 AM #16 deondup (Member)

Can anyone remember the one with the stripper?

I can't find it now but that was extreme lol


04-07-2012 01:10 AM #17 ibanez (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by deondup View Post
Can anyone remember the one with the stripper?

I can't find it now but that was extreme lol
That one was awesome! And there was this video with the old faggot and his private jet as well.


04-07-2012 01:18 AM #18 dconstrukt (Member)

stripped down profits

CB actually took it down really fast.

funny story... was at the clickbank exchange event last year in NYC.... met up with an old friend who used to be in the dating niche... hadn't seen him in a few years.... long story short, stripped down profits was his offer LOL

hired a big copywriter to write it.... did well until it was taken down.

super nice guy, just couldn't imagine him running an offer like that.


04-07-2012 01:30 AM #19 ibanez (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by deondup View Post
Can anyone remember the one with the stripper?

I can't find it now but that was extreme lol
Found her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug50C0cD7TE


04-07-2012 03:16 AM #20 kokofai ()

Quote Originally Posted by ibanez View Post
Damn Haley just gave me 2 kisses in front of my girlfriend...! I'm doom!


04-07-2012 06:46 AM #21 phoenix (Member)

notice I am not touching this howie product


04-07-2012 08:45 AM #22 liane (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by deondup View Post
Damn this is funny!!!

http://www.blackhathitman.com/
lol...I hadn't seen this one. I'll have to ask him for an account to try it out.

Quote Originally Posted by ppchound View Post
So that's where I've been going wrong ... FOUR clicks. Damn!!! Thanks for setting me straight Howie. Oh, and give the bagels a rest for a bit. From that video, what are you now, 400lbs?

From the shit ton of money that four clicks is bringing in for him, he should soon be able to afford some heating. No more wearing your coat inside. Sweet!
FYI, that's not Howie in the video.

This is a pic of Howie:




Quote Originally Posted by Mr Green View Post
April fools joke right?
Doubt it... :-)
Makes you wonder though, eh?

Quote Originally Posted by phoenix View Post
notice I am not touching this howie product
Haha why not phoenix?


04-07-2012 01:27 PM #23 dconstrukt (Member)

i know howie... he's actually, from my experience, a really nice, cool guy...

not sure on his products though, but he's a machine... always seems to be coming out with new stuff... (i need whatever he's on product creation wise)


04-07-2012 04:39 PM #24 phoenix (Member)

you really want me to reply to that liane ? I dont think this forum could handle my WickedFire response. Lets just say the sooner he goes away... the better... for all.


04-07-2012 05:15 PM #25 liane (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by phoenix View Post
you really want me to reply to that liane ? I dont think this forum could handle my WickedFire response. Lets just say the sooner he goes away... the better... for all.
Oh, alright... You can keep the wickedfire response on wickedfire...(just post the link here) ;-)

I've been working with the guy for 4 years now, so my perspective is...umm..just a bit different.

:-) Liane


04-07-2012 09:54 PM #26 krueger (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by ibanez View Post
That one was awesome! And there was this video with the old faggot and his private jet as well.
GO CLICK CASH! Best ever imo.

Here you go, 45 mins of laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRj-i...eature=related


04-07-2012 10:04 PM #27 deondup (Member)

IMO this shit is 10x worse than rebills + flogs. Where the hell is the FTC when you really need them!?


04-08-2012 02:09 AM #28 dconstrukt (Member)

all the dudes who did these offers have literally vanished.

funny shit.


04-11-2012 04:06 PM #29 bbrock32 (Administrator)

Never seen this before , but it is HILARIOUS!

Quote Originally Posted by krueger View Post
GO CLICK CASH! Best ever imo.

Here you go, 45 mins of laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRj-i...eature=related


04-11-2012 05:05 PM #30 robbin (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by krueger View Post
GO CLICK CASH! Best ever imo.

Here you go, 45 mins of laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRj-i...eature=related
Haha, very amusing ... What a guy.....


04-11-2012 08:09 PM #31 ppchound (Member)

I knew that wasn't Howie in the video Liane. Just playin'

Can't understand why he'd be associated with such a promo though - YUK!!


04-19-2012 10:40 AM #32 Connaissance (Member)

Quote Originally Posted by bbrock32 View Post
Never seen this before , but it is HILARIOUS!
I've seen this one before a while back. I'm assuming the guy talking is a pro actor, he is pretty good


04-27-2012 04:37 PM #33 izaya (Member)


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