Hey!
This forum is so sick.. my eyes are bleeding with all the awesome info here! KUDOSSSSS!!
The one thing I've picked up on is that if I'm gonna run push I need a super aggressive lander.. GRR!!! 
Any tips on how I can build this..? I'm planning to do a little spying and robbing soon but ultimately I have a vision - just.. ZERO coding knowledge apart from page breaks in html.. maybe I can make <i>this italic</I>?? I dunno.. we'll see. BUT THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH!!!!
Any tips apart from codeacademy?
To be honest, the best thing you can do at this early stage is to simply rip the LPs somewhere and find someone to make the needed edits for you. If you decide to learn coding yourself, it will delay your actions by a lot, possibly a few months.
Obviously, it would be very beneficial if you could actually learn at least the basics of coding, as you will need to make some small changes all the time, but those will usually be simple text or image replacements. But to rip an LP and change the whole structure... that's a higher league.
For basic ripping, you can use the services of one of STMs members @eurosen : https://stmforum.com/forum/showthrea...g-service-beta
There are also companies that focus on this, such as bannerslanders.com