ASW is coming up quick and we have 3 passes to give to you guys. All you need to do is post in this thread. It can be ANYTHING. Some examples off the top of my head are, photoshop Polar bacon in a gimp suit, tell us a joke, tell me that you love me, post a video of you brushing your teeth.
The prizes are:
1. Platinum Pass (Thanks to MazzelMedia)
2. Silver Pass
3. Silver Pass
ONLY POST IF YOU NEED TEH PASS
(Everyone who posts will be put into a pool, and the passes will be given away in a random draw on Friday which will be done by Mr Green (he's my bff) )
Come to ASW network with people and come hang out at the STM Meetup 
Thanks again to Mazzel, they'll be at booth #608 at ASW.
Don't forget STM Metup on Jan 8th from 4-7pm! Check the FB Group for updates --> https://www.facebook.com/events/303084089713840/
count me in!
If you feed a horse peanut butter, it looks like he's talking
It's not my best photoshop effort, but I think it works.

^^^^ Just kidding. That wasn't photoshopped.
Cool Story Bro.
count me in too 
If i win i will post a case study of my own profitable campaign
...count me in
i love you 
Get you some Greenie lovin!! http://www.palanchuk.com/2011/12/09/...een-must-read/
im all in!!!
im game!

I'm dowwwwwwwwwwn like a clown. I'll start my submission with the lamest of the lame jokes that for some reason I've never fogotten.
What did the Cannibal say when he ate a clown?
"This taste's funny".
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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?
"Half a dog"
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What's brown and sticky?
"A stick"
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And as if they weren't bad enough - I can back it up with some Aussie sayings:
- "You're as welcome as a fart in a phone box"
- "I'm as busy as a cat trying to bury shit on a frozen lake"
- "I'm sweating like a fat chick in a porta-loo"
- "I'm sweating like a a rapist"
- "I'm sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert"
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And I'm surprised no one has revealed PolarBacon's real identity.

And I've got a nice thing to share with everyone in the POF forums, which I'll do later on 
I've got nothing funny, but count me in!
Thanks Jordan and Lorenzo!
Why did the Chicken Cross the Playground?
To get to the other slide.
Okay . . . Who won?????????
would love a platinum pass for the free massage... and this would actually make me come out to the ASW events and not just the parties 
and here's a random video of a camel interrupting an interview. happy holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZbIx7xy5mc
Alrighty! I used this random number generator to pick the winning posts
WINNERS ARE.....Congratulations to:
Post #5 - inversion - Platinum Pass
Post #13 - andy_d - Silver Pass
Post #2 - shhhant - Silver Pass
Thanks all for entering 
I will PM andy and shhhant. Inversion if you can PM marcus for your platinum pass.
Thanks thanks and thanks!
Thanks guys!
Congratulations guys!