Does anyone know if I can open an account at a European bank remotely? if not, can I not remotely?
Depends on the bank, but the majority won't allow you without being physically present.
There are some online banks though that just need to email some documents.
You can open one easily here: https://www.paysera.com/v2/en/index
In case you need it for crypto than: https://www.mistertango.com/en/
Both have EURO accounts and SEPA transfers
Try iBanFirst > It depends on your location but normally you can open an account remotely! (Bank in Belgium & France location)
https://transferwise.com/gb/borderless/
Multi currency support. All done online.
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