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06-27-2015 09:26 AM #1 testosterone (Member)
Dubai, anyone here?

I'm in Dubai for almost a month now...

... how much I go out on this heat tells you that my room service bill nears the 10k mark if not already over it

And I'm not fat guy.

What can you do here? No clubs that work late, chicks you can't grab by the ass, you can't drink... so if anyone wants to do biz, or meet up - now this is the golden opportunity to catch me.

I'm wrapping up some biz and basically just waiting on the papers to be finished.

One of previous Miss Universe is making me company, so if not for me, meet to meet her hot friends

06-27-2015 09:57 AM #2 thieunang (Member)

how long will you be staying more in Dubai?

06-27-2015 12:17 PM #3 arunbasillal (Member)

If you haven't done already, do this: http://skydivedubai.ae/

Almost nothing beats the view of the palm from up above.

06-28-2015 07:26 AM #4 testosterone (Member)

I will be one more week I think

06-30-2015 03:55 PM #5 affiliaxeoran (Member)

You should do what Tom Cruise did in Mission Impossible 4 on the Burj Khalifa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FyO_bnIsqk

:-)

06-30-2015 04:18 PM #6 h0mp (Member)

No clubs that work late

3 AM is not late enough?

chicks you can't grab by the ass

Of course you can. Costs 1000 dirham, 600 at 3 AM.

you can't drink.

You can drink as much as you like.

It sounds like you've mistaken jail with Dubai!

06-30-2015 04:36 PM #7 arunbasillal (Member)

Well, if you are going the pay-to-grab route, in clubs like The Imperial, grabbing starts from 400 dirhams. :P

06-30-2015 05:28 PM #8 testosterone (Member)

Originally Posted by h0mp

3 AM is not late enough?

Of course you can. Costs 1000 dirham, 600 at 3 AM.

You can drink as much as you like.

It sounds like you've mistaken jail with Dubai!

3 AM -- of course not late enough -- it's just getting heated up

And pay for grab is something else.

Not that I have anything against -- I support it to full extent, just
I'm maniac when it comes to women -- and with paid girls it's an agreement - something that doesn't go hand in hand with me wanting to do whatever the fuck I wanna do at that moment.

Anyway...

06-30-2015 05:31 PM #9 testosterone (Member)

Originally Posted by affiliaxeoran

You should do what Tom Cruise did in Mission Impossible 4 on the Burj Khalifa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FyO_bnIsqk

:-)

yeah right - if you'd do that shit in Dubai - they would arrest you.

Ofc they want to promote themselves so some Hollywood is okay.

But pretty much anything you do - they can arrest you for it.

Drinking beer -- bam
listening to music while walking -- bam
grab chick by the ass - bam
have sex with your girlfriend in your hotel room - bam
someone puts drug in your drink - bam
spit on street - bam
look at girl for long time - bam
she just tells you looked at her - bam
some man with more wasta hits your car by accident - ok not jail - but you pay the ticket instead of him
Welcome to Dubai!

06-30-2015 05:34 PM #10 testosterone (Member)

Originally Posted by testosterone

Oh yes - and my personal favorite...

kick someone's ass - bam! you end up in jail.

And trust me, they do ask for it. Oh, be here for a week and you'll already want to kick some butts to "Hello Sir"s

why?

Well - I'll just let you come to Dubai for some time and figure it out for yourself.

06-30-2015 06:28 PM #11 testosterone (Member)

Broski - if I start going after those paid girls in Dubai -- I think pokemon will be a kid compared to me -- I'll get em all!

so better not to open that box..

07-05-2015 09:17 AM #12 12as26 (Member)

head over to yas marina track in abu dhabi (1 hour away) http://www.yasmarinacircuit.com/ , can drive their SLS amg , aston martin or formula 3000 cars around the track

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