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Gardenia Framboggia: The #1 Solution to Scale Camps Fast (21)

04-10-2014 01:14 AM #1 smashandgrab (Member)
Gardenia Framboggia: The #1 Solution to Scale Camps Fast

Gardenia Framboggia has been the latest buzz in the affiliate marketing world, ever since it was featured on Stack that Money.
It is a rare herb from the mountains of Italy. The world's first affiliate marketer, Giovanni Framboggia, was known to take this herb daily. In his personal journals, he described how he scaled his sheep farm using a CPA format offer. Back in those days, there were no networks to distribute his offer on. Giovanni would take one capsule of Gardenia per morning (Step 1) and roam the countryside looking for unemployed vagabonds (Step 2).

These peasants were terrible at promoting Giovanni's sheep business. Despite paying them the modern equivalent of $0.01 per lead, none of their submits would convert. The guy was -60% ROI, and Italy wasn't even a competitive geo. Perplexed, Giovanni looked for the solution.

The first solution was to scrub them. When the peasants asked why their weekly silver shillings were suddenly made of rusty copper, he denied the allegations and ignored their emails.

The second solution was Gardenia Framboggia.

Gardenia Has Been Split Tested To:

Increase ROI by an average of 170% in just two weeks
Prevent people from ripping your LPs
Decrease ban rate of accounts by 50% (unless you're on FB then you're just fucked)
Produce an average 2mm reduction in size of bags under your eyes from staring at computer screens
As of <script>today</script> there are still 3 free trial bottles of Gardenia left.

CLICK HERE NOW TO GET YOUR FREE BOTTLE

http://gardeniaframboggia.wordpress.com/?p=2

-SmashAndGrab on STM

04-10-2014 01:17 AM #2 jangilb (Member)

dafuq?

04-10-2014 01:18 AM #3 zeno (Administrator)

\_(O.o)_/

04-10-2014 01:23 AM #4 tqpt (AMC Alumnus)

(O(O_(O_o)_O)O)

04-10-2014 01:27 AM #5 smashandgrab (Member)

Lol am I the only affiliate marketer that thinks this is funny... XD

04-10-2014 01:31 AM #6 zeno (Administrator)

I was confused because the blog post was down.

04-10-2014 01:38 AM #7 smashandgrab (Member)

lol damnit, everyone is taking it too seriously.

has nobody seen a garcinia LP?

04-10-2014 02:21 AM #8 redrummr (Member)

A what?

04-10-2014 05:28 AM #9 davidwikes81 (Member)

I have seen but never read it.

04-10-2014 08:50 AM #10 iAmAttila (Veteran Member)

SPam?

04-10-2014 09:19 AM #11 craigm (Veteran Member)

04-10-2014 10:29 AM #12 kokofai ()

04-10-2014 10:30 AM #13 iAmAttila (Veteran Member)

04-10-2014 10:46 AM #14 vitalis (AMC Alumnus)

Wot da fuuuuk?

04-10-2014 11:05 AM #15 Mr Green (Administrator)

LOL is this Oded?

04-11-2014 09:28 PM #16 stackman (Administrator)

At 1st i was like...

Now i'm like

But i'm still not fully sure on whats happening

04-11-2014 09:53 PM #17 johnaff (AMC Alumnus)

04-11-2014 09:58 PM #18 miteshmuley (AMC Alumnus)

Ordered one. You might need to update the quantity from 3 available to 5 now. ;p

04-11-2014 10:32 PM #19 waltermitty (Senior Member)

04-12-2014 12:09 AM #20 dusklife (Member)

04-12-2014 12:54 AM #21 _mcr_ (Moderator)

No penis enhancement no care. After gaining 2" with Vimax and 3" with Neosize, I was looking forward to scaling further.

This is a bit of a letdown.

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